This guy, according to Florida's Sun Sentinel, showed up in court with this jacket, "humorously" depicting a cartoonish recipe for cooking crack, complete with the quote, "stack paper say nothing."
He was in court on drug trafficking charges, believe it or not. Joshua Rydell, his attorney, called it "freedom of expression," but he probably didn't even believe that himself. It's better than admitting that your client is an idiot and deserves every bit of the sentence the judge is about to hand to him. Rydell admits that many of his clients come to court wearing drug-related clothing.
Curiously, Rydell said he didn't take the jacket to actually be a recipe for cooking crack. Although that's clearly what it is. Playing dumb isn't the best way to navigate a courtroom.
Broward Circuit Court Judge Michael Usan simply said, "no comment." Yeah, this guy is screwed. Have fun in prison.
YES!! PLAIN DUMB!! That's a COMPLETE and UTTER GAGGER!!
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